On Monday it was revealed that the European Union is trying to rush through the creation of the European Army as a way to thwart Brexit stopping Britain from leaving the union.
The top secret plans were uncovered after an unelected E.U. official left his bag on a train travelling from Brussels to Berlin.
Inside the bag was a folder labelled ‘For Top E.U. Official Eyes Only!’ Inside the folder were the plans ‘Operation Assimilate and Retire The British Armed Forces’.
“This is why we need hard borders!” Declared an unimpressed UKIP supporter. “If he had been stopped on the Belgium German border for passport checks he might not have forgotten his bag… however I am glad that he did so we can find out what they are up to, the fascist bastards!”
A spokesperson for the Brexit party declared the plans as “wholey wrong and unconstitutional!”
The plans which were originally drawn up in Berlin revealed how the E.U. plan to assimilate the British Armed Forces into the new European Army before Boris Johnson crashes the U.K. out of the E.U. with no deal.
The plans revealed how the E.U. expects the U.K. to hand over power of it’s armed forces by mid September and to increase its military spending to the E.U. by 1 billion a year.
The British people have been incensed at the plans which were revealed earlier this week.
The Brexit Party spokesperson said: “This clearly shows what we have been saying, they fear us leaving. It’s obvious that they need us more than we need them.”
In response to the allegations an E.U. official Juan Van Der Hooven Von Pettit Shmichael said, ‘Psyche!, you British fools will believe anything you read without fact checking.” Before walking off chuckling to himself.