Jacob Rees Mogg has hinted that as part of his grand vision to take Britain back to the golden age when Britain was Great Britain. He will reintroduce chimney sweeps and heavy smog alongside Victorian style poverty.
The multi-millionaire moneybags hoarder wants to take us back to the good old days of the British Empire where the wealthy kept 100% of what was theirs whilst taking away most of what was yours.
Rees Smogg, as he has recently been named, instructed his staff to use double spaces and not to use commas after the and word when writing official documentation.
“It’s like being back in the Victorian days.” Said one anonymous Whitehall worker.
He also plans to bring back all of those great Victorian measures like pounds and ounces and is calling for the return of old money like pounds, shillings and pence.
Another Whitehall insider who wishes to remain anonymous said:
“He has a large map of the world in his office with the words MINE written across India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, most of southern Africa, Australia and other commonwealth countries. I think he has big plans to rebuild the British Empire and steal the wealth and resources of those countries.”
When asked why our inside source said: “I think he thinks he doesn’t already have enough.”