Exclusive! Ronald McDonald Suffering With Depression After Realising That He Is Now Only The 3rd Biggest Clown On The Planet!
It emerged yesterday that popular McDonalds clown Ronald McDonald is currently being treated for depression.…
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Cleaner Left Traumatised As She Uncovers Welders Fowl Lunch Time Hobby
A welder of a local firm was branded a fowl fucker after his sordid lunchtime…
Sales Of Popcorn Hit Record Levels Across The EU As UK Brexit Drama Draws In Huge European Crowds
A report released yesterday by the EU food and beverage commission shows that popcorn sales…
Canada In Talks With Mexico To Build A Northern Border Wall Turning The US Into A Giant Secure Mental Hospital
A leaked document reveals that the Canadian government is in talks with the Mexican government…
President Trump Hires British Construction Firm Farage & Sons To Build Mexican Border Wall.
If You Show Me Yours I’ll Show You Mine. Farage Shows Trump His Tool… While…